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2026-09
- How the hamster won the library steps
- Living with a rebellious robot vacuum
- Training for bowling (sort of)
- Living with a rebellious two-factor code
- Ode to sushi roll
- Pen lid crisis
- The rotation of Earth really makes my day
- My smartwatch scheduled a meeting for last Tuesday
- A short theory of ordinary objects #10
- The customer success lead and the shared calendar
- Ode to chili
- Attendance theater
- Toast coin flip
- The philosophical raccoon
- Rain and plans
- Living with a rebellious fitness tracker
- Candle multitasking
- The philosophical crow
- Chair that swivels
- Chalk dust weather
- My brother-in-law at a birthday dinner
- The principal vs the locker combination
- Mirror morning
- Kyoto taught me packing shame
- The accountant and the printer
- Tape measure honesty
- When the lab partner met the group project
- Golf and the scoreboard
- The a school play truce
- The a backyard barbecue truce
- Living with a rebellious smart fridge
- Ode to birthday cake
- Why we banned quiet hours near the standing desk
- My auto-correct translated my note into Klingon
- Advice on loop
- Living with a rebellious shared spreadsheet
- Training for running club (sort of)
- Ode to sourdough
- Microwave crime scene
- Tea versus coffee summit
2026-08
- My CAPTCHA bricked the demo laptop
- How the cat won the city park
- The intern and the standing desk
- Lost in Chicago with a neck pillow
- Living with a rebellious CAPTCHA
- I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey
- Lost in Vancouver with a suitcase wheel
- Postcard delay
- The lab partner vs the group project
- Lost in Dublin with a rental car GPS
- Smart home democracy
- The receptionist and the shared calendar
- The a birthday dinner truce
- A short theory of ordinary objects #11
- The philosophical penguin
- The philosophical horse
- Why we banned quiet hours near the meeting room booking app
- Why we banned quiet hours near the printer
- How the goldfish won the farm gate
- Wi-Fi weather
- Training for yoga class (sort of)
- How the raccoon won the city park
- Lost in Prague with a boarding pass
- Swimming and the away jersey
- Lost in Kyoto with a passport
- A short theory of ordinary objects #4
- How the llama won the beach boardwalk
- The badge that loved doors
- The philosophical cat
- Why we banned quiet hours near the standing desk
- Why we banned quiet hours near the stapler
- The math tutor vs the yearbook photo
- Ode to leftover lasagna
- Stand-up that sat down
- Cafeteria mythology
- Socks vanishing act
- I asked the librarian if the library had books o
- How the dog won the apartment balcony
- Training for golf (sort of)
- Ode to office birthday muffins
2026-07
- I have a joke about construction
- When the cafeteria cook met the science fair volcano
- Crow with a plan
- Cairo taught me packing shame
- Living with a rebellious video call
- The guidance counselor vs the study guide
- Lost in Cairo with a travel adapter
- Why we banned quiet hours near the badge reader
- Lost in Seoul with a overpacked backpack
- Locker archaeology
- My robot vacuum renamed every file to 'final_final'
- The philosophical goat
- The burnt toast incident at the microwave line
- Cape Town taught me packing shame
- Spam folder wisdom
- Ode to instant noodles
- When the math tutor met the yearbook photo
- Why we banned quiet hours near the coffee machine
- My fitness tracker scheduled a meeting for last Tuesday
- The cafeteria cook vs the science fair volcano
- The holiday gift exchange truce
- Living with a rebellious wireless earbuds
- Grocery bag physics
- The Sunday brunch truce
- Ode to grilled cheese
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
- A short theory of ordinary objects #1
- Running Club and the rain delay
- How the turtle won the farm gate
- Table Tennis and the participation trophy
- My nephew at a backyard barbecue
- The sales rep and the whiteboard
- Cable drawer
- The band teacher vs the detention slip
- The homemade pickles incident at the diner counter
- My uncle at Thanksgiving
- Living with a rebellious cloud backup
- The philosophical bee
- My shared spreadsheet joined the wrong call
- Reply-all archaeology