Cairo taught me packing shame
I packed for Cairo like I was moving there forever.
Short funny stories & classic chuckles
A curated shelf from the archive.
I packed for Cairo like I was moving there forever.
The two-factor code began politely.
I met sushi roll at the picnic blanket under questionable lighting.
A pen without a lid is a temporary tattoo machine.
The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
In Vancouver I trusted a suitcase wheel more than the map.
Postcards arrive after you've forgotten the trip, which is the point.
The lab partner treated the group project like a final boss.
In Dublin I trusted a rental car GPS more than the map.
The video call began politely.
The guidance counselor treated the study guide like a final boss.
In Cairo I trusted a travel adapter more than the map.
It started when the HR coordinator whispered to the badge reader as if it could hear feedback.
I trusted my smartwatch completely.
Object number 10 on my desk has outlived three planners.
Our customer success lead spent Monday convincing the shared calendar to cooperate.
I met chili at the dinner party under questionable lighting.
I raised my hand for attendance and accidentally volunteered.