Why we banned quiet hours near the VPN popup

It started when the office barista whispered to the VPN popup as if it could hear feedback.

Facilities filed a ticket titled 'culture of listening.'

IT closed it as 'works as designed' and brought doughnuts.

Now we clap once before any meeting that involves the VPN popup. It helps. Mostly.

The office barista still claims the VPN popup started it.