How the turtle won the farm gate
It began as a quiet afternoon in the farm gate.
Animals
34 stories in this section.
How the dog won the apartment balcony
It began as a quiet afternoon in the apartment balcony.
How the owl won the subway car
It began as a quiet afternoon in the subway car.
The philosophical bee
A bee in the pet store stared at me like I owed rent.
The philosophical hamster
A hamster in the library steps stared at me like I owed rent.
The philosophical dog
A dog in the apartment balcony stared at me like I owed rent.
Dog negotiation
The dog agreed to 'five more minutes' forever.
Cat tax season
The cat pays rent in hair and occasional affection.
How the parrot won the vet waiting room
It began as a quiet afternoon in the vet waiting room.
The philosophical duck
A duck in the apartment balcony stared at me like I owed rent.
How the bee won the pet store
It began as a quiet afternoon in the pet store.
How the goat won the pet store
It began as a quiet afternoon in the pet store.